We need to stage a fashion intervention

I am seriously worried for Katie Holmes' mental health. On what planet (Xenu?!) would it be okay to wear this outfit?  I seriously don't understand how she can have so much money and so little taste.

Let's break this ensemble down from head to toe.

A side plait. 

A black misshapen cardigan

A grey sweater

Blue denim overalls. Rolled up blue denim overalls with a patch on the left thigh.

A yellow security blanket

Black high heeled ankle boots

I am officially starting a regular "Katie Holmes Fashion Watch".

Another classy wedding pic

So Guns n Roses' Slash recently renewed his vows after 10 years of marriage. He is famous for his top hat, but it seems he let his wife take the honours this time. I don't know what's worse: the heaving fake bosoms or the askew hat with veil combo?  And is that a mini skirt with lace trim she's wearing? Oh boy.

The old "slap a headband on and tease your hair to look tall" trick

Here's Al Pacino at the Tony Awards, held in New York last night, trying to sneak some inches on top of his forehead with the use of an alice band and a toupee. It's almost MacGyver-ish.

Embrace your height difference, Al. Just like Mick Jagger does with his lady love, fashion designer L'Wren Scott.