What's Warnie done to himself?!

So Elizabeth Hurley has clearly been advising her new beau, Australia's cricketing bad boy Shane Warne, on how to evolve into a wax figure with an in-built paparazzi honing beacon.

He's clearly had an aggressive eyebrow wax and some botox, but I swear he's now wearing mascara, foundation and lip gloss as well. Dear God.

Check out the couple here on their way to Elton John's White Tia and Tiara Ball in England last night.

Bring back the bogan!