Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Even I wouldn't watch a Lara Bingle reality TV show. And that's saying something.

I love reality TV - when it's done properly and showcases entertaining people. But even I wouldn't sink as low as watching Lara Bingle in her own Kardashians-style reality TV show, as The Daily Telegraph is reporting today.


What is this talentless bimbo even famous for? Starring in a TV ad when she was 16, hooking up with an Aussie cricketer then dumping him, shagging a few D-List music and sporting stars and generally hanging around in Bondi thinking she's a fashion diva. From previous reports, she's dumb as a bag of rocks, can't act, is too short to model and is incapable of making it as a TV presenter because she can't remember a script or deliver lines. This doesn't leave much to work with if you want to make it in the entertainment industry. So logically, the next step is.... to star in a fly-on-the-wall show covering one's vacuous life.

There's a lot wrong with the world when girls like this think they can become famous for doing so little.

It was bad enough that she was wheeled out on the recent series of Australia's Next Top Model to mentor the model wannabes on "the perils of fame" and "dealing with the paparazzi". Here's a tip Lara: do something worthwhile with your life instead of chasing paparazzi and fame. Get a real job and pay your own way through life.

Daniel Craig recently gave an interview to GQ magazine about the rise of the talentless reality star who invites the public into their personal lives. As he so succinctly said:

"You can't buy it back - you can't buy your privacy back. Ooh I want to be alone. F*** you. We've been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta and now you want some privacy?"

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